Weather Jokes

Q1How do hurricanes see?
A1With one eye!

Q1What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?

Q1What type of lightning likes to play sports?
A1Ball lightning!

Q1What type of cloud is so lazy, because it will never get up?

Q1What did the lightning bolt say to the other lightning bolt?
A1You’re shocking!

Q1Whatever happened to the cow that was lifted into the air by the tornado?
A1Udder disaster!

Q1What did the one tornado say to the other?
A1Let’s twist again like we did last summer.

Q1What did the thermometer say to the other thermometer?
A1You make my temperature rise.

Q1What happens when fog lifts in California?

Q1What’s the difference between a horse and the weather?
A1One is reined up and the other rains down.

Q1What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
A1My plop is bigger than your plop.

Q1Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?
A1Because she expected some change in the weather.

Q1What type of lightning likes to play sports?
A1Ball lightning.

Q1What’s the difference between weather and climate?
A1You can’t weather a tree, but you can climate.

Q1What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
A1You have to be careful not to step in a poodle.

Q1What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?
A1Foul (fowl) weather.

Q1What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane?
A1I have my eye on you.

Q1How do you find out the weather when you’re on vacation?
A1Go outside and look up.