Weather Jokes

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QuestionHow do hurricanes see?

AnswerWith one eye!

QuestionWhat does a cloud wear under his raincoat?


QuestionWhat type of lightning likes to play sports?

AnswerBall lightning!

QuestionWhat type of cloud is so lazy, because it will never get up?


QuestionWhat did the lightning bolt say to the other lightning bolt?

AnswerYou're shocking!

QuestionWhatever happened to the cow that was lifted into the air by the tornado?

AnswerUdder disaster!

QuestionWhat did the one tornado say to the other?

AnswerLet’s twist again like we did last summer.

QuestionWhat did the thermometer say to the other thermometer?

AnswerYou make my temperature rise.

QuestionWhat happens when fog lifts in California?


QuestionWhat’s the difference between a horse and the weather?

AnswerOne is reined up and the other rains down.

QuestionWhat did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?

AnswerMy plop is bigger than your plop.

QuestionWhy did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?

AnswerBecause she expected some change in the weather.

QuestionWhat type of lightning likes to play sports?

AnswerBall lightning.

QuestionWhat’s the difference between weather and climate?

AnswerYou can’t weather a tree, but you can climate.

QuestionWhat happens when it rains cats and dogs?

AnswerYou have to be careful not to step in a poodle.  

QuestionWhat do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?

AnswerFoul (fowl) weather.

QuestionWhat did the hurricane say to the other hurricane?

AnswerI have my eye on you.

QuestionHow do you find out the weather when you’re on vacation?

AnswerGo outside and look up.

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